T-shirt #344: WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

This t-shirt is yet another “weekend t” donated from Foul Mouth Shirts (http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/funny-t-shirts, http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/WHAT-The-Fuck-Are-You-Looking-At-T-shirt.htm). Thanks, Foul Mouth!

So, what are you looking at?

You’re looking at a guy who has worn 344 different t-shirts this year, who couldn’t have done it by himself, and who is thankful for everyone who helped him.

You’re looking at a guy who loves his family, and can’t imagine where he would be without them.

You’re looking at someone who is worried about his “Little Brother” because he was just put into the care of the state.

You’re looking at someone who loves his job at Hope Lodge and wants to do whatever he can to help it.

You’re looking at a guy who loves hockey – Go B’s and Go BC!

You’re looking at someone who lives with Crohn’s, beat cancer, and has had 2 kidney stones.

You’re looking at a guy who really wants to get paid to wear t-shirts next year.

You’re looking at someone who thinks it will be cool to see Star Wars in 3D, but thinks George Lucas should donate all the profits of the 3D release to charity.

You’re looking at a guy who doesn’t give a fuck if you swear around him.

You’re looking at a guy who is hoping he gets to Ireland sooner rather than later.

You’re looking at someone who still isn’t a fan of “W” and thinks if you make more than $250,000 and are worried about taxes, you should take a pay cut so you make “only” $249,000.

You’re looking at a guy who doesn’t care about your religion, race, nationality, sexuality, or gender – just how you treat other people.

You’re looking at someone who hasn’t had a drink since May 7, 1995.

You’re looking at someone who admires Denis Leary, Cam Neely, Jon Stewart, Eddie Vedder, Oprah Winfrey, and Howard Stern.

You’re looking at a guy who will never get tired of playing with toys.

You’re looking at someone who can take just about any situation or story and relate it to a moment or quote from Star Wars, The Simpsons, or Family Guy.

You’re looking at a guy who doesn’t mind that it’s getting cold and thinks you can only complain about one extreme in temperature.

You’re looking at someone who thinks no one in the world (let alone US) should be without food, shelter, and health care.

You’re looking at a guy who isn’t sure what he’s going to write about next year…

(Feel free to comment on what in the f- you think you’re looking at!)