When I realized I was running out of shirts, a friend of mine found this site that you could get 10 shirts for $50 (www.6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts). I thought this one (see here: http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/It-Passes-Here-p-11399.html) would be a good Crohn’s shirt and would go well with a Beatles parody I wrote…hope you enjoy!
It’s Hard to Hide Your Crohn’s Away
Music – Beatles Lyrics- David H. McGrath
Here I sit taking a shit,
Feels like the tenth time today
She’s probably gone ‘cause the smell is so wrong
Hope Fabreeze takes it away
Do you dare go in there
When it’s a Crohnsy day?
Even with meds these cramps I dread
And I have to say…
Hey! It’s hard to hide your Crohn’s away
Hey! It’s hard to hide your Crohn’s away
How will I ever deny
My office chair is porcelin?
Books are here candles there
This state of Crohn’s I’m in
How could she say to me
It’s all good, it’s okay?
Gather ‘round all you non-Crohn’s clowns
I still have to say…
Hey! It’s hard to hide your Crohn’s away
Hey! It’s hard to hide your Crohn’s away
Hey! It’s hard to hide your Crohn’s away
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