T-shirt #10: Rockin' Jesus

Ten Things You Might Not Know About Jesus

1. Loooooves hockey (see also: walking on water)
2. Like Dracula, not a fan of crosses
3. Does, in fact, love gay people
4. Shares many similarities with the Egyptian god Osiris
5. Picks certain athletes to help, and others to lose three games in a row to The Rangers or give up 24 first quarter points to The Ravens
6. Thinks this t-shirt is funny
7. Is a huge fan of my writing
8. Saves, but Espo scores on the rebound
9. Never attended a Stryper concert
10. Never met or spoke to “W”