This is another homemade t-shirt. In true dork-like fashion, I made it specifically for something I was going to. Last April, I went to see a Demetri Martin stand-up show in Boston. Demetri usually wears a shirt that says “PERSON” on it when he performs, so this was my own version of that.
A funny thing happened before my friend and I Cailin even got to the show. We were approaching the rotary in Westboro and I noticed a police cruiser parked near it. Just as we got to the rotary, a cop got out of his car and told me to stop. Immediately there were about 4 cruisers blaring their sirens and driving around the rotary. Cailin and I had no friggin’ clue what was going on. I just kept saying, “I yielded, right?”. Then, after a few minutes of wondering “What the f?” and hearing cheers, we figured it out. Our arrival at the rotary happened exactly at the same time a soldier was returning to Westboro.
Anyway, we made it to the show and Demitri was funny as usual. If you want to check out his stuff, here:
He also has a show on Comedy Central every Thursday at 10:00: